It is undoubtedly Briana’s breasts that have gotten her the most attention. But it’s precisely those tits that are so troubling. Look, when you have Briana’s thin, wiry frame and those tits, something is definitely wrong. If she had been born that way, you would label her as deformed and have her performing in the circus. The fact is, these human-cartoon pornstar hybrids do not exist in the real world, and should make us feel terrible about the objectification of women, etc etc.
These are all the things I know to be true. Then, I look at those 34DDs, those marvels of modern science, bouncing and moving in such an entirely unnatural (yet so perfect) way, as though they are alive and quietly whispering the secrets of the universe into my ear, and I have to buy yet another new keyboard. The shame.
For bonus points, why not consider listening to N.W.A.’s classic, “Fuck the Police” while you watch this clip? Urban rage and pornography go great together. [Megarotic]
