After prancing around the living room licking the bannister in a glistening latex catsuit, Briana changes into a much more cozy-looking cut-off short and tiny tank top outfit to go to town with some serious rutting. I feel the need to remind you of a few things, as I attempt to make a list in my mind of the reasons I can’t get enough of Briana Banks:
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Briana’s legs are 36 godamned inches long. True, she is severly lacking in the ass department, but those legs are ridiculously fun to look at. And when she dons a pair of 6″ tall stripper platform shoes, bringing her to 42″ inches total? If you climbed those legs, you would find a giant and a goose that lays golden eggs.
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Her growly-sneery thing she does with her mouth. Check out around 2:51 to see what I’m talking about.
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The complete truth that she is kind of a fucking dope. To see what I mean, simply refer to any spoken dialogue in any scene.
To make this a more balanced, even-handed post, I would also like to assemble a list of the things I DON’T like about Briana Banks:
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That in almost all of her scenes, she has sex almost exclusively with Bobby Vitale, a guy with an oddly dark-colored dick who looks like he can’t wait to slip a date-rape drug into your drink.
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That she was the pioneer of that very specific type of blowjob where the female performer almost chokes and makes me concerned for their welfare. [RedTube]
